A short one for today, a question about the tragic failings of the human body:
Why can you suck in the front of your stomach, but not the sides?
If you ask me, that's a major design flaw.
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I agree. Also the fact that you can't hide a double chin in the summer really ought to be looked into.
ReplyDeleteWell, guys can, just grow a beard. Women have to use makeup to contour their faces (guess guys could too...). Look up Kandee Johnson on YouTube, plastic surgery with makeup.
ReplyDeletewhat really bites is when you suck in the front of your stomach and it doesn't move. hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteFair point. I'll take it up with God at the next meeting.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Bendigo! Mine doesn't budge.
ReplyDeleteWhat bites more than that is when you suck in your stomach and your butt gets bigger Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteBendigo - LMAO
ReplyDeleteTS - Wow, you have the ear of the Big Guy? Why are you wasting your time on my blog??? Get to work!!!
Ms. A - LOL
Jimmy - Now THAT is a real problem!
I don't know about anyone else but when I suck in the old gut, my chest puffs out so I look like an extra from the movie Stripes waiting for my 10 seconds of fame.
ReplyDeleteThere's really nothing I can add to this...
ReplyDeleteI agree madam!
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