4.13.2010

251 - Food for thought

A short one for today, a question about the tragic failings of the human body:

Why can you suck in the front of your stomach, but not the sides?

If you ask me, that's a major design flaw.

10 comments:

  1. I agree. Also the fact that you can't hide a double chin in the summer really ought to be looked into.

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  2. Well, guys can, just grow a beard. Women have to use makeup to contour their faces (guess guys could too...). Look up Kandee Johnson on YouTube, plastic surgery with makeup.

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  3. what really bites is when you suck in the front of your stomach and it doesn't move. hmmmm...

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  4. Fair point. I'll take it up with God at the next meeting.

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  5. I agree with Bendigo! Mine doesn't budge.

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  6. What bites more than that is when you suck in your stomach and your butt gets bigger Ha Ha

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  7. Bendigo - LMAO

    TS - Wow, you have the ear of the Big Guy? Why are you wasting your time on my blog??? Get to work!!!

    Ms. A - LOL

    Jimmy - Now THAT is a real problem!

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  8. I don't know about anyone else but when I suck in the old gut, my chest puffs out so I look like an extra from the movie Stripes waiting for my 10 seconds of fame.

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  9. There's really nothing I can add to this...

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