3.30.2010

239 - Spread 'em

Your cheeks that is.

That's what I did today.

In front of three people.


At the orthodontist's office.
I endured another round of torture in the chair, with my mouth being contorted in ways it was never meant to contort. I told the ladies there that I have so much fun when I'm with them. I look so sexy... I feel so sexy... they'd better not post those sexy pictures on the internet or I will be mortally embarassed...

In other news, none of my plants have died, and my sycamore tree is FULL of leaves just ready to burst out. I love my sycamore... Imma be (that was for you Sarah) so sad when I move on and have to leave it behind... but, I have a couple more years before that happens, so maybe it will get big enough to give me some shade before I go. And wherever I go, I shall plant another... yeah... I'm like Johnny Appleseed... whom I've seen naked (anyone else love Tommy Flanagan the pathological liar?).

And... AND... Survivors seasons 1 & 2 is available for pre-order! SQUEE! I ordered mine already. Yeppers... oh hell, once more with feeling -- SQUEE! And... AND... it's on tonight on BBC America (they moved nights)... Double SQUEE!!! My fave character lives... but Abby has found herself in a world of trouble...


P.S. Breakin'... 'tis a silly movie... but, as Lisa Marie said, the broom dance was indeed cool

P.P.S. Is it P.P.S. or P.S.S.?

P.P.P.S. On the cover of The Road is a sticker that says 'Read the book - Now a major motion picture - See the film'  Is there such a thing as a minor motion picture?

P.P.P.P.S. I'm going to exercise now

13 comments:

  1. Yes it's P.P. (childishly laughs at that.) since it stands for "post"

    I saw part of The Road, and I thought it looked like a minor motion picture.

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  2. *giggle*

    Man oh man... I'm 2/3 of the way through it and I'm pretty sure that I DON'T want to see the movie... gruesome... but... Viggo and I have been through worse together... I'll have to tell you about the Rob Zombie House of 1,000 Corpses dream starring me and Viggo.

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  3. Well glad you made it through the torturous heathenous orthodontis...After all that you are still gonna exercise!!! You're an animal!

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  4. Orthodontist and exercise... heck, YOU are a survivor!

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  5. Oh man, just hearing about the orthodontist visit made me squirm. I hate having my mouth jacked open like a bear trap. But as my wife would say at least its not the duck that a woman gets at "her" doctor visit.

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  6. It's like extra strength or maximum strength tylenol or excedrin, is there any regular strength?

    Minor motion pics are the ones you make in your bedroom with the shades drawn.

    Don't forget to play the Movie game on Just the Cheese today.

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  7. So do we have the braces now? Can we see pics??

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  8. The fucking orthodontist appts suck ass. They use the pliers on you yet?

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  9. Why do I feel like I've heard of this BBC Survivors show? What is it?

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  10. I had taped Survivors on our DVR and we had almost the entire season on there and then our DVR BROKE!!!

    I will totally rent it, so thank you for the head's up!

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  11. Bendigo - I'm riddled with guilt is what I am... if I don't exercise I'm convinced I'm going to blow up like that blueberry girl in Willy Wonka (Veruca Salt)

    Ms. A - So far... lol

    Jerry - Ooooh, you went there... I hate the duck too

    PTM - LOL, those movies are private, you're not supposed to know about them!

    Joe - Alas, no... if they'd taken the pics last time I might have my braces, but I have to wait. Hopefully in a couple of weeks I'll have them (and then the real fun begins)

    Ian - I think because I'm getting the Invisaligns, I will escape the pliers. And I think I'm glad for that...

    ABAO - Because you read my blog? It's only the BEST SHOW EVER. It's about a superflu that kills 90% of the world's population, and you see what happens to the survivors. They start to form groups, they all have a past that no one knows about, the government is sinister... it's so complex and terrifying and realistic. You see different aspects of human nature come out. And they have British accents (yum!). It's on BBC America on Tuesdays, 8 or 9 pm and then they repeat it a couple of times.

    TGNDGU - Oh. my. god. I'd cry. I almost did last night when (for some inexplicable reason) my DVR didn't record it. Luckily they replay it so I caught it anyway. (take that you stupid DVR... d stands for devil, doesn't it?)

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  12. Hi there, this is bizarre, but I know (not in the biblical sense) every other person who commented on this post...So I figured there must be some good stuff here. I was not disappointed! If you do not mind, I'm going to tag along!
    also, Dentists are nothing but car salesmen with devices of torture, and survivor is one of the few network shows I watch religiously. hmmm, two "religious" references in one comment. I better have that checked out. Anyway..thanks!

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  13. Hey Pat! Follow away! You're spot on about dentists... crikey! I didn't know what I was getting myself into!

    I'm talking about Survivors (with an s), different than the game show Survivor. If you like Apocalyptic scenarios, you'll love it, if not... not so much. =)

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