116 - Don't hate the playah

Why is it that the paso doble must always be performed to ritualistic, satanic-sounding music? Seems like every time its come on SYTYCD lately I expect Damien to pop out of the floor and attack someone!

I was talking to a friend this afternoon and we got on the subject of sugar daddies. Not the candy, but the other kind. I decided I need one to pay for my meals and such so that I can save more of my money and reach my financial goals more quickly. But then I realized that in order to do that I need to change a few things about myself first:

Lose about 40 pounds
Dye my hair blonde
Get bigger boobs
Lose a few IQ points
Become more subservient
Actually pay attention to the back of my head when styling my hair
Stop biting my nails, and worse... get a mani/pedi

I realized it's like a job. A job with a hell of a lot more downsides than the one I have right now. Pfff. Forget it!

Speaking of my job, I just got some really, really, really good news this afternoon, but I can't say anything just yet because some of the people I work with may stumble across my blog, and it isn't official until it's official. But I'm ecstatic. ECSTATIC!!!

The cuz wasn't so ecstatic about Alaska... She asked me why I can't ever go some place warm... Well... that's because I live in hell, so I like to go somewhere that is more temperate. Anyhoo, I'd been mulling over the idea of seeing the shuttle launch next summer, and since the shuttle launches from Florida, and a variety of cruises also depart from Florida, and those cruises usually head to warmer parts of the world... maybe I can combine those two things and do Alaska with another group of people. I'm flexible (sometimes)... it'll all work itself out.